Jesus is back, Back, BACK!
And he’s a disgraced former MI5 agent. The Daily Mail:
David Shayler is sitting before me – slim, tanned, sockless, dressed from top-to-toe in white and very, very chatty.
“I am the messiah and hold the secret of eternal life,” he starts excitedly. “It all came about quite suddenly.
“First I started meditating, then I learnt how to channel the “light”, and the more research I did – into Freemasonry, the Knights Templar, Kabbalah – the more convinced I became that I was the Christ.”
“I’ve been through stress levels that the average human being could not even envisage and I consider it one of my life’s great achievements to have come through without cracking up.
“It was the messiah complex that got me through, because truth gives you strength.”
It’s good to see that Shayler has come through it all without any problems.