Jan 27 2008

“Brutalist Jaunt”

A photo-essay.

Apart from his academic work, Robinson hardly ever leaves the flat except to go to the supermarket

For him, shopping is an experience of overwhelming poignancy

- Patrick Keiller, London

Dec 21 2007

The World’s Most Dangerous Roads

An excellent photo-essay.

Dec 21 2007

If You Were Hungry For Bear

Kamchatka would be the place to be.


Jul 5 2007

Further Travel

I get to travel the world. I’ve just been to California and back in around 80 hours.

Heathrow was in quiet chaos. Although the bus lane was closed there was no sign that anything was wrong, and only an informed Cockney electrician (“Oi mate, you speaka da English?”) seemed to know that the buses to nearby hotels were not running. In fact it turned but that nobody really knew what was going on, because it was too late in the evening for information. Helpdesk booths in this 24-hour airport close at 9pm. So I took my cues from overhearing a lost-looking girl who asked people where the taxi rank was. We meandered up through the multi-storey car-park to the signpost-free taxi area, where at least a hundred people were waiting for cabs in the rain.

You see, you can’t walk and expect to get outside of Heathrow. The road tunnel and runway mean that the Heathrow complex is cut off from perambulation entirely. It’s train, plane, wheels, or isolation, and so I have to spend ten pounds to travel less than a third of a mile, even though I share a cab with the wandering girl.

Park Inn hotel is a cross between a disco and a prison. The corporate theme is blocks of primary colour, and elevators are filled with a gloriously kitsch rotating spectrum of light – red through blue and green, via yellow and purple – as if we’re on our way up to some dream of 70s decadence. The rooms meanwhile are cells: bed, TV, and single steel cup and saucer, for making the tea or instant coffee. There is deep hum from within the hotel’s concrete innards.

I have an early flight. The sour-looking fatty on the passport control desk tells me that I won’t be granted access to the US with less than six months left on my passport. “You might want to think about that on your flight,” he says, like a teacher reprimanding a naughty child. Despite this, he can’t tell me anything more and asks me to move along. I might be heading off to international detention, but he doesn’t care, and he’s happy to let me into the terminal anyway.

I ask what Fatty meant by his warning at an information desk. “Who brought you in?” the woman keeps asking, but the question makes no sense. Eventually I seem to manage to get her to understand my predicament and she phones someone. She shrugs. “You should be fine,” then she looks suspicious. “Unless you know some other reason why you should not be allowed to travel?”

Worried and exasperated, I phone everyone I know. They are, with two exceptions, asleep. No one seems to know whether the fatty at the passport desk was right, and perhaps I should expect to be ‘detained’. I’ll just have to fly to Los Angeles and find out.

I wake up somewhere over the Rockies. The scene is spectacular: the bright blue strip of the upper Colorado river (swollen by a dam and filled with pleasure boats full of tourists absorbing the astonishing geography) scythes through jagged red mesas. This will give way to weird foam-like stone formations and then, beyond that, the vast Earth-splitting chasms of the Grand Canyon and the mountainous monoliths of the South West. From 30,000 feet this is like a divine lesson in topological extremity. Exquisite skies, and even more wonderful vista below. I am entranced.

Behind me sit an ageing Californian couple. Clearly not super-wealthy (we’re in economy ‘Traveller’ class) but certainly aspiration-heavy. They wear expensive shirts, Rolex watches, Chanel sunglasses. They talk quietly, and I hear the man say “Let’s see what’s out there.” He opens his port-hole shutter. They look out of the window at the jagged wilderness for a moment and the woman responds: “Mmm, just dirt.” Her husband seems to concur, and he closes the shutter.

We come in low over Los Angeles. SimCity zone planning is evident. Strip malls placed with a flick of the mouse.

US passport control passes without incident. I mentally poke Heathrow’s Fatty in his hanging gut.

Thanks to my frantic phonecalls earlier in the day, I am met by one of the people involved in organising the trip. Being a lovely man, he gives me a ride to the hotel. LA sprawls endlessly in every direction. We pass the GoodYear blimp, tethered on a disused soccer field. (This is LA, after all). Roadside billboards promise “robotic massage!” and “Grand Rug Liquidation”. Later we also pass the LA Galaxy stadium, where a fading Beckham will wow the few who don’t spend their money on baseball or American Rugby.

The business I’ve come to California for passes in a pleasing haze of jetlag, videogames, excellent catering, and late-night typing.

At dawn I wander around the local commercial estates. Offices, hotels, blank non-residential buildings made from glass or prefabricated concrete. There’s a pleasant mist from the sprinklers that are embedded in the perfectly manicured lawns. These planes and vectors of tightly packed grass are so perfect, in fact, that they could have been rolled up and stowed away each night like a (liquidated) rug. The total anonymity of the buildings, called things like “Anetech Corp” and “Integrated Services Inc” makes the entire place seem like a facade. There are no pedestrians, but simply a few passing cars which stop occasionally on the six-lane provincial boulevard. (Things aren’t really bigger in the US, they’re just wider.) Patrolling these spaces listening to Brian Eno’s finest ambient work, The Shutov Assembly, on my so-cheap-it’s-basically-disposable MP3 player turns the early morning walk into a surrealist montage of long streets, palm trees, empty parking lots and gong noises. In the evening we pass the Taco Bell building. In the daytime a giant black-glass edifice, at night it’s an inwardly lit tower, betraying the late night Taco executives working hard on their charges. (“We’re going to design the best God-damn taco ever! We’ll stay here all night if we have to!”)

Once my own work is complete I travel back to the UK. Relieved, exhausted. As we fly back across America I stare out at the twilight dirt of the Rockies. I drift sleepwards somewhere near the great salt lake of Utah. I can’t tell where the mountains end and the sky begins.

May 31 2007

Some Solid, Some Liquid

A twenty-six course meal, blogged by a man. Later unearthed by Craig.

The penultimate pudding was definitely the technical summit of the meal. It was called “Stiffy Tacky Pudding”. Each blob had to be eaten in sequence from left to right, chewing as we went, and not swallowing until they were all in. They were each a different component from sticky toffee pudding, some solid, some liquid, encased in a transparent gel, so they could be picked up by hand. This was flabbergastingly futuristic, like something from 2001 (the movie, not the year).

May 28 2007

The Largest Dial

Video of a giant sundial constructed in the sands around the Mont Saint-Michel abbey in Normandy.

Brings about vague memories of childhood holidays in northern France. I think I visited that abbey back in the mists of nipperdom.

May 25 2007

Land Of The AutoBurger

Some of my favourite places in the world are motorway services in the UK. I like that they have no romance to them. They are simply for taking a piss, having a terrible cup of tea, and maybe playing Sega Rally. The physiological essentials of life.

(I also like that some dabble with function-free futurist architecture, such as the weird hexagonal faux traffic-control tower up at the top of the M6 near Lancaster, and I occasionally wonder if someone could get digs living above their grubby, truncated shopping malls – but that’s sort of irrelevant.)

I was, more relevantly, delighted to discover this Motorway services information and review website.

I particularly like that they have a gallery:

May 21 2007


I went to the holiday camp music festival All Tomorrow’s Parties this weekend. It was held at Butlins in the beautiful and frighteningly remote Minehead in Somerset. It was the first time I’ve been to an ATP event, and I can now appreciate what people meant about the incongruity of a moody rock drawl going on between a Burger King and Butlins’ brightly-coloured hot chocolate boutique.

Musically the line-up was pretty interesting, but I think I missed a good deal of the best acts. I saw The Books, who seemed a little hesitant and overwhelmed compared to their stunning live show in Bristol last year, and Mogwai who did the Big Noise the same as they ever do. I was charmed and then bored by Cornelius, and was a little disappointed by Battles, who seemed to have some kind of malfunction with their maths, ending the set early.

I particularly enjoyed Alexander Tucker, who I’d not heard before, as well as Isis, who fused post-rock and roared metal vocals to entertaining body-nodding effect. Best of all were Grizzly Bear (rapturous and intensely melodic) and Slint, who were an effortlessly cool stage presence with tremendous orchestration of guitar noise. Their track ‘Washer’ seemed to be a musical fulcrum to the entire weekend.

Oh yes – Shellac were fucking awesome.

I want to make some kind of clever comment about the whole event and its congress of alternative styles, but the truth is that I’m just too tired, and need to go for a walk in the park.

Hello to people I briefly met up with – I hope you all had fun too!

May 11 2007

Neo-Ruins, Tokyo

Wired News links to the work of Hisaharu Motoda who (presumably after his time spent photographing abandoned island-city Gunkajima) has rendered a series of photographs of Tokyo as a post-apocalyptic cityscape.

In his Neo-Ruins series Motoda depicts a post-apocalyptic Tokyo, where familiar landscapes in the central districts of Ginza, Shibuya, and Asakusa are reduced to ruins and the streets eerily devoid of humans. The weeds that have sprouted from the fissures in the ground seem to be the only living organisms. “In Neo-Ruins I wanted to capture both a sense of the world′s past and of the world’s future,” he explains.

May 10 2007

An Evil Event

Interesting article from The Independent, detailing the alleged coup attempt in Equatorial Guinea, the American interest in African oil, and the state of Guinea’s filthy rich (and terminally-ill) president, Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo:

Hefty oilmen with Texan accents live in isolated compounds with their equally hefty spouses and offspring, while African villagers a few miles away live the way they always have, practising subsistence agriculture and animist beliefs. There, it is said, one can hear dark mutterings about certain omens concerning the President.

When his uncle was killed, Mr Obiang apparently took custody of the clan’s most precious ritual object, a skull, which should have passed to his eldest brother. And when his wife had twins – considered an evil event in many African societies – he failed to have the younger one killed. No good will come of it, traditionalists say. Hearing such tales, and bearing in mind that many of the ruling “elite” are illiterate, must have convinced anyone plotting a coup that they could not fail. “But just because someone is illiterate does not mean that he is stupid,” the government adviser said. “There was a lot of white arrogance towards black people in this.”